The play follows the story of Nick, who's about to have a mid-life crisis, when a girl he was friends with in high school shows up out of the blue, but is now a man.

Read Sample

NICK
Were you in love with someone besides me?

GRYPHON
What? ...Yes.

NICK
Girl or guy?

GRYPHON
Girl.

NICK
What happened?

GRYPHON
She wasn’t into facial hair.

NICK
Oh. How long?

GRYPHON
Seven years.

NICK
That’s long.

GRYPHON
Look. Can you do one--

NICK
Is it dangerous? Being you?

GRYPHON
You mean do people want to kick my ass in public bathrooms? Probably. I don’t ask. You’re the first person who’s ever slugged me.

Cast Requirements

1T,1M or 2M

Production and Development History

This play had a staged reading at the Kennedy Center in 2009 or 2010.